nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
(via tyleroakley)
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via custard-bear)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via goat-king)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via goat-king)
all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
(via visualgore)
ol dude on the right is like “just dont look just dont look just dont look”
(Source: loser078, via visualgore)
#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
(Source: internetwhore, via visualgore)